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beyond help

theres gotta be a way out. i signed up for gays not to fall in love with a gay. how does this HAPPEN

[mydearestkatelyn]

My amazing darling,

Dearest Kat ( @imthekatesmeow ) of mine. There are days when words fail to write themselves, when the day is gray and gloomy and I want to hide my head in the pillow and just get some proper sleep. Today was a gray day, and I was under the usual test anxiety from when I have due dates. But it was not a gloomy day. You were there with me throughout, cheered for me and helped me get my head in the game. You were amazing, as you are every day.

I said just now how I feel I hit jackpot, mi amor, and I truly do. It’s amazing how after two and a half years my feelings for you just keep growing. I’m scared they’ll get so big we’ll screw up our planet’s gravity.

You have a job interview tomorrow, and I just know you will be amazing as you can’t help but be. You’ll give smart answers and show how practical you are. You will charm them with your rosey cheeks and astonishingly beautiful eyes. You will show your pretty manners and humbleness and they will be at awe. They don’t stand a chance. Immovable forces stand no chance when they come into something that cannot be stopped. You can do anything.

I love you, preciosa. You are more than an income or lack thereof. You are brilliant and beautiful and I adore you. If you don’t get this job, there will be others. It is not the end of the world, and it is not the end of us by a long cry.

We’re in it together, and if not physically, I shall be there holding your hand tomorrow. You can do this. You’re brilliant. I love you. :3

Naty

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imthekatesmeow replied to your post: imthekatesmeow replied to your post: im gonna be...

i am so excited about this and very jealous tbh bc i have tried every year to dress my cats, but as u can imagine it hasn’t gone over very well.

fck. if only cats would be so compliant. damn all the cats. they need 2 let themselves get dressed up.

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omg puppy costume

its so cute!! we havent put it on her yet, but its gonna be gr8

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💐 for u

ahhhh thank u sm sibby!!

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imthekatesmeow replied to your post: imthekatesmeow replied to...

so is bert.

bert what is your fucking damage

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imthekatesmeow replied to your post: imthekatesmeow replied to...

why do they not have double dates?

bc oscar is a jackass

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imthekatesmeow replied to your post: imthekatesmeow replied to...

move over bert and ernie

goodbye gays. hello.. other gays