Nov 6, 2022
Damn I can't lie. The pill just hit I can't drive. #goddamn #imtoohigh #ezale #drugfunny #notdanbarone #fleecebaked (at Long Beach, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/-8jH4RiQ79/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Damn I can't lie. The pill just hit I can't drive. #goddamn #imtoohigh #ezale #drugfunny #notdanbarone #fleecebaked (at Long Beach, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/-8jH4RiQ79/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
You know your high when...?
You try to have a staring contest with the reflection on the mirror.
Sometimes I wish I had a twin that was just like me and we could have like twin telepathy. Like chill, smokes a lot, socially awkward, dry painful sense of humor, moody. And we could just do all twin stuff together
I just had a legit ass debate
with my fiancé because every time I do our laundry and he hangs his own clothes up, I end up reorganizing them so psychotically that the sleeveless are with all sleeveless, color coordinated, and everything in the closet has the front side facing the left side of the closet and then t shirts, then long sleeves, then shorts and so on, each in the same pattern. So last time I did laundry, i put his clothes up because he wasn’t home. When he got home I told him he could never hang his own clothes up by himself again because he hangs his clothes up like an animal. Everything was all messed up. There were even clothe-less hangers mixed in between the clothes. It was mayhem in there. So of course, I just finished washing our clothes and I do NOT feel like hanging his damn clothes up. He comes in the room and gets all snuggled in the bed underneath his pile of clothes to put up, expecting my laziness to be outweighed by my neurosis but haha! Not this time buddy! Of course he gets up to put his clothes away because he’s amazing but he has no idea about my method. He pulls all the hangers out and starts to hang a t shirt and I immediately start to explain how he’s doing it wrong. I tell him he’s hanging his shirt backwards and he laughs and says “what? How can you hang a shirt backwards? The clothes don’t face the back of the closet.” And in my head I tell myself (and am absolutely convinced by THIS logic) the TRUE “back” of the closet is the far right back corner. SO I SAY OUT LOUD MID DEBATE “the true back of the closet is the back right corner.” With like this total matter of fact attitude and before I can even finish the sentence I start hysterically laughing at how stupid that sounds. THE true BACK OF THE CLOSET IS THE FAR RIGHT SIDE.
Damn I can't lie. The pill just hit I can't drive. #goddamn #imtoohigh #ezale #drugfunny #notdanbarone #fleecebaked (at Long Beach, California)
Just gave the OK to eat my placenta for wizard powers to my boyfriend for a burrito....
lol 😂 #goodmorning #kingofthehill #lol #imtoohigh #hankhill
I love Doneky, he is non-judgemental person, but the same time.... He is a donkey........