#naruto incorrect quotes

[cherrycrisp]

*Itachi trying to kidnap a 12-year-old Naruto*

Itachi: Naruto Uzumaki, I have come for you

Naruto: Heh? What is this? Who are you?

Itachi: I am-

Naruto: Who are you?!

Itachi: I am-

Naruto: WHO ARE YOU?!?!

[viralhiper]

Kakashi: if you had to bet all your money on who's the Scariest out of you four, who would that be?

Mana: Sakura

Naruto: Sakura

Sasuke: Sakura

Sakura: I-

Sakura: ...what-

Kakashi: ...they didn't even hesitate...

[warriorface360]

Naruto: Kakashi sensei thinks I’m too imature for this mission, which frankly, is insulting-

*Naruto gets up and precedes to knock over a bowl*

Naruto: Aw, man. All the orange soda spilled out of my ramen.

[cherrycrisp]

Naruto: Getting in a little late there this morning, Sasuke. Where you been?

Sasuke, depressed: Cursing out my own shadow for hanging out with a loser like me. Also, an eye doctor appointment.

[lexl52]

Revan/Naruto incorrect quotes

Naruto, examining a Kiri hunter-nin mask upon seeing a grave injustice through a vision: I don't know your name, but I take up your cause.

Naruto, donning the mask: I will not remove your mask until there is justice, until the Bloody Mist regime has been defeated once and for all.

Naruto, holding aloft the Raijin no ken: So swears… Revan!

[lexl52]

Naruto - Revan Reborn incorrect quotes

Six Paths, ten-tails Jinchuriki Madara with pretty much every possible advantage known to the shinobi world: Flee in terror, for I am Madara Uchiha, Shinigami no Shinobi!

Naruto, wearing black robes, dark armour and a red-grey mask: I am Revan and before me, you are nothing!

[incorrect-no-jutsu]

Naruto: What's all that about? You mad at me or something?

Sasuke: I don't know. Did you do something to make me mad? Because then I am. But if you didn't, then I am not.

Naruto: I didn't do anything.

Sasuke: Then I am not mad.

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Sasuke: I am mad. Last night, Naruto had a sexy dream about someone. And I know it wasn't about me, because he knows that I hate when men call me baby. And, yes, people are allowed their private thoughts, and I shouldn't be so angry, but I am an Uchiha, so I get to feel whatever I want.

[cherrycrisp]

Guy: "GET YO FUCKING DOG BITCH-"

Kakashi: "He don't bite."

Guy: "YES TF HE DO-"