#naruto incorrect quotes

[sasuke-naruto]

Naruto and Sasuke daily life

[clint-triumphs]

Naruto : "They’ll never find your body" is such a boring threat!

Sasuke : I agree, a better threat would be "They’ll never STOP finding your body."

Sakura : Or just say "They’ll be finding parts of you for at least four months, and you’ll still be alive for three of them."

Naruto : Now this is a threat!

Kakashi : *Wonder where he fucked up silence*

[radioactive-yuri]

i do love how the sannin are very good shinobi teachers, but just absolutely dogshit regular teachers, like

jiraya at naruto: always remember, there are NO consequences to your actions. you can do whatever you want forever. now go objectify some women, it's the only way to become a real man

tsunade at sakura: alcohol and money CAN fix you. your problems can't hurt you if you just ignore them hard enough, trust me. this will surely never come back to haunt you

orochimaru at sasuke:

[cream-chix]

Hashirama: In reality, plants are actually farming us, by giving us oxygen daily until we all eventually decompose so they can consume us.

Tobirama: Anija, go to sleep.

[sasukeuchiha-24]

[neosaidwhoa]

No I don't want your man. I'm not even sure why you want your man.

[insomniacbingus]

Naruto, try not thinking about Sasuke for at least 10 seconds then we'll talk.

based off this post by @akatsukillme

[spacealligator]

12 year old Kakashi in training: no! You're doing it wrong!

12 year old Obito pissed: I'm not wrong! You are! Wanna fight me pretty boy?!

Kakashi blushing: ... you think I'm pretty?