one million lobsters
By god you absolute buffoon, how dare you suggest such a laughably naive (just like my beloved errand boy Naegi) idea! Infusing such a high quantity of lobsters into the marketplace would inevitably result in mass devaluation of the product, therefore reducing the value of, and bankrupting Red Lobsters across the globe! This could ruin my plan, my super high school level plan to purchase an abundance of lobsters at each individual Red Lobster location, henceforth claiming each location for myself through horizontal integration. Once i have collected all Seven hundred Red Lobsters across the globe i shall fuse all the red lobsters into the super high school level lobster claiming the sole remaining cornucopia of overpriced seafood for myself, SEIZING THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION (/capitalist) FOR MYSELF IN TWO CLICKS OF A LOBSTERS CLAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!