#in 7th grade

[andr3w-th3-w0lf]

On the topic of April fools day, I once had a teacher give us a joke test but not tell us it was a joke. I didn't remember it was April 1st, and I had misread the instructions of the test and therefore "failed" it. I ended up having a whole panic attack over it and had to be calmed down by the teacher.

[fella-lovin-fella]

if you could do a handstand and walk on your arms and hands just as well as your legs and feet how often would you? (im giving you attention)

hmm i dont think i would do it that often, but id probably do it to make people laugh randomly. definitely a fun party trick

[xxcandyacidxx]

I can’t draw men

[problematiq]

hey this september is my 10th anniversary of being a green day fan

[fuckkthewound]

Coming back from school in January and February was fun

[shibbledibble22]

Nothing more cringe then the way I dressed in 7th grade dhdjdjd sorry I love laughing at myself

[chicago-geniza]

whenever i go a few days without putting any psychoactive substances into my body i immediately become garak in ‘the wire’ & the lesson here is not one of ‘withdrawal,’ whether from a physical or psychological dependence, but rather an inelegant reminder of the fact that i drink & do drugs to deal with chronic pain & nigh-constant sensory overload l o l

[garbagedad95]

I was browsing through my google drive/docs and boy howdy, y’ever just find a thing you (or, perhaps, you and a friend) wrote years ago and read it and have absolutely 0 memory of it and it reads like a fever dream and makes you so confused you wonder if maybe you did get, like, totally shitfaced one day because how else can you explain the absolutely insane piece of writing you just read? But you don’t drink and never have and neither does your friend.

What I am saying is somehow in 2017 my boyfriend and I wrote like two paragraphs of what appears to maybe involve Always Sunny characters but also Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends characters and I have absolutely no idea what is happening, no memory of writing it, nothing. I am so confused.

I also found the beginning of what promises to be a gripping tale of Indiana Jones’ snake-fear-origin story. That one is less insane and I vaguely recall writing it. It is still incredibly stupid.