“Somebody please tell me how did we even became friends…” He lowers his head, shaking it softly in an attempt to trying to hide the smile that takes over his lips before he’s perking up, clearing his throat before speaking once again. “No matter what i say, good or bad, is gonna earn me a beat up most likely so, here goes nothing i suppose. Boa is my best friend, the real kind of best friend, the one that tells me things as they are, without sugarcoating anything because she knows i’m a jerk, and i need to be spoken as one to understand things. I will deny having said this, but she’s cute, sometimes only, she’s fun to be with, there hasn’t being a moment in which i have regretted being with her, talked to her or haven’t done something with her, and i know i can always count with her no matter what stupid thing i do, or make her do with me. I’m forever grateful that i have a friend like her. Everyone should have a friend like her, but not her, because she’s my friend, so go away and get your own, please and thank you.”