I need to stop talking to people
So last year an actor was in my shop with his wife, and my manager has apparently known them for years and they are lovely and are a beautiful family.
And their oldest is about a month older than my daughter so we talked about that, and it was very normal and nice. And I think that we ended up talking about birthdays and that his birthday is one day before mine.
So naturally when she was back in the store without him and we were talking about birthdays again she mentioned that his is the day before mine. (after she asked me when mine was) because we were having pretty much the same conversation as last year.
But instead of saying, "I think we have had this conversation before" which might still have been weird. I said "weirdly I think I knew that, because I was on his IMDB page for the show he was on last."
I'm not sure if it is creepy to look at IMDB pages, or to know someone's birthday because of it. (I actually don't think it is, especially when it happens to be the day before yours)
But it is definitely awkward to mention it to someone's wife. And now I am having a mild panic response inability to sleep 'thing' and confessing it on tumblr which probably isn't helping anything.
I feel like this post needs a gif of martin freeman saying "I'm not a stalker" to make it complete. (and before you get excited, it wasn't martin freeman who came in my shop. I would have told you about it before now)