The Inception fandom might have gone a bit overboard during the Inception vs Bond Challenge, but we had SO MUCH FUN!
Fandom members were encouraged to write as many haiku as they wanted; here are a few of the ones we had to set aside, although it was Sophie’s Choice to do so.
Here’s what you missed while we were laughing ourselves silly!
Eames, watch chain gleaming
Like a phony golden tooth.
They need a forger.
- @onceinabloodmoon
Dreams, a dark engine,
Waifs are now an afterthought.
Mad, murderous Mal.
- @onceinabloodmoon
Do PASIVs dream of
Synthetic sheep? Do they, Nash,
You traitorous fuck?
- @onceinabloodmoon
Slalom of bullets.
Saito pulls the pin in time.
Mountain kick is go.
- @onceinabloodmoon
Window explodes like
Arthur’s dick with thoughts of Eames.
Sorry, not sorry.
- @onceinabloodmoon
Parisian cafe:
fruit stalls explode, the streets bend;
mirrors multiply.
- @monologues91
Ariadne walks
for now; recruiting goes on:
“We need a forger.”
- @monologues91
Bloody difficult,
inception, that is until
Eames hears Arthur’s name.
- @monologues91
Compounded numbers
Math was never my strong subject
Eames is so confused
- @brookebond
Ten years: forever
Who wants to be stuck in limbo?
Depends on the dream
- @brookebond
Saito buys airline
It seemed neater for us all
Well how about that
- @brookebond
Waking on a train
Waiting for another train,
Where does it go, Mal?
- @kate2kat
I was meant to have
All bloody night to crack this.
Eames is Browning now.
- @cestleprobleme
BA-AA-AA-AA-AM
BA-AA-AA-AA-AA-AA-AM
BA-AA-AA-AA-AAM
- Nomi Sparks
(coughs) Eames and Arthur
Sitting in a tree, F-U-
C-K-I-N-G
- @parlezvoustomhardy
The instructions are:
Nothing from your memory
Only use details
- @parlezvoustomhardy
Thanks for the fun, @inception-vs-bond !! (PS. We still want to see yours!!)
