#incorrect aalstw

[astridandlillysavethequotes]

Candace: You look nice, I want to kiss you.

Lilly: What?

Candace: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN’T MISS YOU

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Lilly: You’re late!

Candace: You’re stunning.

Lilly: You’re… forgiven.

[astridandlillysavethequotes]

Astrid: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed, and she’s really ugly.

Candace, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

[astridandlillysavethequotes]

Lilly: Stop saying "I wish" and start saying "I will".

Candace: I will my mother loved me.

[astridandlillysavethequotes]

Piper, about Lilly: Don't worry, she likes your legs and fancy hair. I know, I read her diary.

Candace, touching her hair and smiling: She thinks it's fancy?

[astridandlillysavethequotes]

Candace: Look, let’s just agree to say “I’m sorry” on a count of three.

Candace: One… two… three…

Astrid: …

Candace: …

Candace: See, now I’m just disappointed in the both of us

[astridandlillysavethequotes]

Candace to Lilly: Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you wanna go ape shit?

[astridandlillysavethequotes]

Lilly: What’s upsetting you?

Astrid: He keeps using phrases incorrectly!

Brutus: Cry me a table, Astrid.