#incorrect archangels

[mikeluciraphgabe]

Lucifer: My therapist started crying half-way through

Raphael: I’m pretty sure that means you’re winning

[impala67-aka-baby]

Sam: *sneezes*

Gabriel, up in the vents: Bless you!

Sam, looking around: God?

[mikeluciraphgabe]

Lucifer: *driving* What happens if I press the gas and the breaks at the same time?

Gabriel, from the back: The car takes a screenshot.

Raphael: No-

[mikeluciraphgabe]

Lucifer: Here’s a nice cup of hot coffee!

Michael: This is not hot.

Lucifer: Nice cup of coffee!

Michael: It’s horrible.

Lucifer: Cup of coffee!

Michael: I’m not even sure it’s coffee!

Lucifer: C U P

[mikeluciraphgabe]

Michael: I’m ok.

Michael: *long sigh*

Michael: *quietly* no I’m not

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Michael: You made me cry. I’m crying now.

Adam: Baby.

Michael: Now is not the time for pet names!

Adam: No, I’m calling you a baby as an insult. I’m insulting you.

[mikeluciraphgabe]

*before a date with Sam*

Gabriel: But what if he kisses me?

Lucifer: You kiss him back

Gabriel: Ok

Gabriel, mentally: why would I kiss his back though?

[mikeluciraphgabe]

Gabriel: Guess what the strongest days of the week are!

Raphael, rolling their eyes and looking over their book:

Gabriel: Sunday and Saturday because the rest are weak days!

Raphael:

Gabriel:

Raphael: Get the fuck out of my room