Aug 28, 2022
Bonnie: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Damon: Stop romanticizing the past.
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Bonnie: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Damon: Stop romanticizing the past.
Bonnie: Relationships should be 50/50. Damon cooks us breakfast while I sit on the kitchen counter, looking pretty.
Damon: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Bonnie: Damon, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
Bonnie: You gave me up, you let me down, you turned around, and deserted me.
Damon: But did I make you cry?
Bonnie: *cries on the spot*
Damon: …..Dammit.
Damon , throwing his head into Bonnie's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Bonnie , lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty annoying, that's what you are.
Damon: Here's some advice
Bonnie: I didn't ask for any
Damon: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
Bonnie: Sometimes I think that maybe you're not as terrible as I make you out to be and then you always go to extraordinary lengths to confirm that you are, in fact, worse.
Damon: God, you're insufferable. One little triple homicide and it's all whine whine whine. Grow up.