#incorrect bruins

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Ritchie: Why is Anders crying?

Jake: He took one of those "Which Bruins player are you?" buzzfeed quizzes.

Ritchie: And? Who did he get?

Jake: You.

[milfgritty]

Bergy to Marchand: There’s no penchant or retirement fund for strippers, Brad

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Wags: My mom likes to tell me "you have to pick your battles"

also Wags: well I'm full of rage and I'm picking all of them

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Carlo: i guess i'm too tough to cry

Gryz: earlier today you were crying about snakes

Carlo: *crying* they don't have any arms

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Marchy: *does something stupid*

also Marchy: Let me just say, from the bottom of my heart, my bad.

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Pasta: You ever feel like you're being watched?

Marchy: All the time, when you look this good you have to get used to it.