Sep 19, 2021
Total: what if you press the brake and gas at the same time
Evil: the bus takes a screenshot
Chosen: get out of the driver's seat for the love of god
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Total: what if you press the brake and gas at the same time
Evil: the bus takes a screenshot
Chosen: get out of the driver's seat for the love of god
Gun: Here’s the cold medicine you asked for.
Gun: *dumps 3 shopping bags of wine on the table*
Human: ...Thanks.
Ab: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees?
BP: Bees?
Ab: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES!
BP: Wait-
Mothman: *shaking a jar of bees menacingly*
Future: in the future holograms can physically touch you and there are 12 cases of homicide committed by hatsune miku
Good: just 12?
Future: it'll be 13 if you don't stop asking questions
Gun: *holds a gun out to Helpful*
Helpful: I-I don't believe in guns.
Gun: Well, trust me, they're very real. Now take it.
Evil: It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Lost: Do you think different laundry detergents have different flavors?
Dino: They do.
Lost:
Lost: Why did you say that so quickly and with so much certainty?
Gun: Mom said it’s my turn to kidnap the bitch boy!
Evil: WE AREN’T RELATED!