Incorrect Busses

Things that may or may not have been said by Busses and their Occupants!

[princebusdriver]

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Chosen, to Evil: I have feelings for you. Not telling you which ones

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Total: Please bring back to the bus PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

Bobby-Joe: We got spring water

Total: NO.

Tropical: with EXTRA minerals

Bobby-Joe: it's like licking a stalagmite

Total: DON'T COME BACK.

Tropical: Mmmmm cave water

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b.b.m: hey Baph?

Baphomet: Yeah?

b.b.m: what's your favorite color of the alphabet? true or false?

Baphomet:

Baphomet: ...What.

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Lawyer: And what do I get out of this?

BP: I will give you a dollar.

Lawyer: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!

BP: How bout two dollars?

Lawyer: You got yourself a deal.

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Radio: I can't believe you've done this.....

Gift: I'm sorry I didn't know-!

Radio, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST GIVE ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE JERK!

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Lost: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!

Luz: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Then say that next time!

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Evil: I’m a reverse necromancer.

Helpful: Isn’t that just killing people?

Evil: Ah, technically.

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Pal: You have Crayons?

Defunkt: Yes, I have—

Pal: You're— how old are you?

Defunkt: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS UNDER THE DRIVER'S SEAT BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.

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Helpful: Hello children who do not live here.

Chosen: hi.

Evil: hello.

Total: hey!

Helpful: Evil i gave you that key for emergency reasons.

Evil: we were out of doritos.

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Adriel: What do you call mixing coffee with hard liquor?

Cedric: getting ready for work.

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Evilest: Chosen is playing hard to get. Little does she know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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Buer: Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day

Lilith: Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Virgil: i'm going to bed.

Adriel: It's noon?

Virgil: time isn't real.

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Dino: what's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you

Evil: the audacity.

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Chosen: do you have anxiety prime?

Chosen: amazon*

Helpful: yea i got both

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ggg: i did a bad thing

Baphomet: Does it affect me?

ggg: no

Baphomet: Then suffer in silence.