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Damen: Laurent, I love you.
Laurent: What do you mean?
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Damen: I love you, Laurent.
Laurent:... go on.
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Damen: I love you.
Laurent: Explain yourself.
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Damen: I love you.
Laurent: --What do you want?
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Damen: Laurent, I love you.
Laurent: ...and?
Damen: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Laurent: Damen, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
Laurent: when we get home I want you to give me a blowjob.
Damen: can you not be a bit romantic about it?
Laurent: when we get home I want you to give me a blowjob next to a candle
Damen, rushing in late: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm late, but I have a really good excuse.
Laurent: Really? What is it?
Damen:
Damen: Shit. Uh, actually, I thought you'd say, "I don't wanna hear it."
Nicaise: I can't believe Laurent is in a relationship and I'm soo painfully single. How does that happen? He's such a bitch.
Jord: Don't worry, you're just as much of a bitch.
Nicaise: Aww.. you really think so?
Damen: Can we go to that tapas place again tonight? I loved it.
Laurent: I'm pretty sure the health department's closing them down.
Damen: What? We were there last night.
Laurent: Yeah. I called the health department.
"Please don't break my delicate angel's heart."
-Drunk Nik toasting at Lamen wedding.
