Gay4Gay

Just gay.. All gay everygay.

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A bank is a place where people put money that isn't properly invested.

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Bob: If this restaurant fails, I'm gonna kill myself.

Linda: That's the spirit!

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Been rewatching old episodes of Futurama, AND actually paying attention. 1000 years into the future, unimaginable technological advancement and sexism, homophobia, & racism persist.

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Damen: Laurent, I love you.

Laurent: What do you mean?

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Damen: I love you, Laurent.

Laurent:... go on.

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Damen: I love you.

Laurent: Explain yourself.

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Damen: I love you.

Laurent: --What do you want?

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Damen: Laurent, I love you.

Laurent: ...and?

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Are you sure this is a shortcut?

Not as sure as I was an hour ago.

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[I can't stand to be reminded just how ordinary my life really is] Give me fantasy over reality any day.

-Patty

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"We're getting nowhere slowly."

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You're too picky... you just have to give guys a chance. Sometimes you meet a guy and think he's a pig but then later on, you realize he actually has a really good body.

Amy Wong

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This is why I cheated on you during our marriage.

Wait, you cheated on me? Uh, physically or e-emotionally?

Whichever's the sex one.

Aw, well that stings.

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“I’ve never felt so happy and beautiful. Let’s kiss more right now!”