#incorrect d3f quotes

[liv45no]

Mathilda to Justus: don’t ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to put in. You measure that shit with your heart.

[liv45no]

*at Reynolds’ retirement party*

Reynolds: you know, I’m actually kind of happy.

Cotta: why?

Reynolds: because after today, the boys are officially, and most importantly, legally, your problem.

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Peter: *doing a handstand without any problems*

Justus: right, so, here’s the reason I don’t care that I can’t do a handstand: I was ten years old when I solved a case too complicated for the police, I have the most famous people on my speed-dial, I have Reginald Clarke, two inspectors and Alfred Hitchcock- I HAVE ALFRED HITCHCOCK ON MY FUCKING PHONE!!!

Peter: yeah, but can you do this? *moves his body up and down*

Justus:

Justus: I’m gonna call him.

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Peter to Justus: are you nuts?! I don’t wanna steal from my father, I don’t wanna go into an abandoned building at night, and I don’t wanna die!

Bob: I say it’s worth a shot.

Peter: yes I agree let’s do it.

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Police captain: interesting squad you have there, Cotta.

Cotta: I didn’t choose them. They were here when I arrived.

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Bob, texting: “you don’t have to sign your name on texts”

Justus, texting: “Dear Bob, suggestion noted. Sincerely, Justus Jonas”

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*die drei ??? once again being kidnapped*

Peter: this is it! We’re doomed!!

Justus: well, at least we lived a good life.

Peter: we’re only ten!

Justus: I said good, not long.

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“…unless I’m wrong, which, you know, I’m not.”

— Justus Jonas, on more than one occasion