#source: chowder

[projectquotemary]

Grace: Last night I dreamed I was a bottle of ketchup and you're mustard, which is weird cause usually you're mayonnaise in my dreams. Why do you suppose that is?

Rocky: Please shut up.

[lucky-bishova-42]

*Natasha looking over a mission report in her office*

Natasha: Hmmm—

*Kate popping up out nowhere*

Natasha, flinches slightly: Woah, hey!

Kate: Last night I dreamed I was a bottle of ketchup… and you were mustard

Natasha:

Kate: Which is weird because you’re usually mayonnaise in my dreams

Kate: Why do you suppose that is?

Natasha: *sighs*

[totallyrwbyquotes]

Qrow: There are times when I've had to beat the ladies back with a stick.

[Qrow hitting a snarling, angry Winter with a stick]

Qrow: Back woman! Back I say!

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Barnaby: Last night, I dreamt that I was a bottle of ketchup. And you were mustard. Which is weird cuz you're usually mayonnaise in my dreams.

Howdy: Neat.

[incorrect-guilty-gear]

I-No: Can't you give a free sample to a pretty lady?

Robo-Ky: Sure! Do you know one?

[incorrectrotgquotes]

Jack Frost: Don't worry, your he-man will take care of everything.

Tooth/Bunnymund: We don't have time to wait for him! You do it!

[lionpatriot13]

Mothra: Have I become a little… large in the barge?

Godzilla: Son, take cover. Ummmm… No?

Mothra: Is that a question?

Godzilla: N-N-No?

Mothra: So I’ve put on weight?

Godzilla: I didn’t say that

Mothra: I need to go on a diet?

Godzilla: I didn’t say that

Mothra: Come on, out with it! Am I ffffffffffaaaaa—

Little Godzilla: Fat? Yeah

[incorrect-lackadaisy-cats]

Ivy: Think of something dry!

Rocky: Like Mordercai's sense of humor?

Ivy: No, that's too dry.