Aug 3, 2022
Monika, pointing at a wall: What color is this? Natsuki: Grey. Yuri: Gray? Monika, turning to Sayori: Now, tell them what color you think it is. Sayori, whispering: Dark white..
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Monika, pointing at a wall: What color is this? Natsuki: Grey. Yuri: Gray? Monika, turning to Sayori: Now, tell them what color you think it is. Sayori, whispering: Dark white..
MC: So, run me through this again.
Monika: Is this really necessary?
MC: I just want to be sure that I understand this properly. So, you thought that we should try to recruit more members.
Monika: Yes.
MC: You decided that we would therefore need more students.
Monika: That I did.
MC: So you decided to try to search for dummied out files.
Monika: Yes…
MC: And somehow that led to…
Monika: Sayori being converted to pocket-size, yes! I’m working on it!
MC: And where is Sayori right now?
Monika: Having the best day of her life.
*Meanwhile*
Natsuki: How are you able to eat whole cookies so quickly?! You’re like three inches tall!
Yuri: *pouring Sayori tea in a doll’s teacup* And how is she not getting full?
Yuri: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine.
Yuri: I became more evil, if you’re curious.
Natsuki: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!
Yuri: I’m going to get worse on purpose.
Natsuki: ONLY TRANS PEOPLE CAN WEAR BINDERS AND GET TOP SURGERY!
Yuri, who is a woman but still hates her boobs and has every right to do those things: ?????
Natsuki: When I was a kid we were learning about radiation poisoning or something and we calculated that if you were to eat 40000 bananas in 10 minutes the radiation would kill you.
Yuri: Ah Yes, The RADIATION would kill you.
natsuki: since all the lunches you pack for me are gross, i've prepared a list of all the foods i like. here.
yuri:
natsuki:
yuri: ... you forgot the comma between "chocolate" and "burritos".
natsuki: *finger guns* no, i didn't!
Arguing
Natsuki: WHY CAN'T YOU SEE FROM MY POINT OF VIEW?!?!
Yuri, Monika, and Sayori look at each other and shrug. They all kneeled down on the floor, at Nasuki's height.
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Natsuki: I hope you all get murdered
Mc: You need a hobby
Sayori: I have a hobby
Mc: Being sad isn't a hobby.