#incorrect domlene

[darleneslover]

Dom: crushes are the worst

Darlene: yeah. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.

Dom: you are always acting stupid

Darlene: yeahh, don’t think that too hard

Dom:

[darleneslover]

In custody

Darlene: I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!!

Dom: what you have, Darlene, is the right to remain silent.. what you lack is the capacity

Darlene: … that’s not fair

[darleneslover]

Dom: what you are doing is illegal.

Darlene: I’m not taking advice from someone that pronounces the “g” in lasagna

[darleneslover]

Darlene: we have a problem

Dom: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

[darleneslover]

Darlene: *punches dom*

Dom: ouch! What are you doing?

Darlene: Hitting on you..

Dom: THATS NOT HOW YOU DO IT

[darleneslover]

Darlene: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.

Dom: Oh, you’ve been?

darlene: Once. In Monopoly.

[darleneslover]

Elliot: I have a bad feeling about this.

Darlene: what do you mean?

Elliot: don’t you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?

Darlene:.. no?

Elliot: that actually explains a lot