Jul 16, 2020
Submitted by Anon - Thank you! Doomguy: [staring pensively out a window] Vega: He’s so handsome… I wonder what he’s thinking about… Doomguy, internally: Wed-nes-day….. Whensday?…… Wendesday?…..
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Submitted by Anon - Thank you! Doomguy: [staring pensively out a window] Vega: He’s so handsome… I wonder what he’s thinking about… Doomguy, internally: Wed-nes-day….. Whensday?…… Wendesday?…..
Doomguy: I'd say that this mission went pretty well. Didn't even get injured, just lightly impaled.
VEGA: YOU WERE IMPALED???
Doomguy: Lightly.
Samuel: If I could kill you, I would. But unfortunately it's frowned upon in all fifty states.
Doomguy: Aren't we on Mars?
Samuel, activating the crucible: FANTASTIC!
Flight attendant: Before we land, please make sure all your electronic devices are secure.
Doomguy, whispering to VEGA: Do you feel safe?
Samuel: Remember, violence is never the answer.
Doomguy: Of course it isn't. Violence is a question, the answer is yes!
Samuel: Slayer, How are you going to get out of this?
Doomguy: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve!
Samuel: Don't you mean tricks?
Doomguy, activating his Doomblade: No.
Doomguy: I am mentally In pain all the time
Doomguy: But I also don't want to talk about it so...
Doomguy:
Doomguy, screaming: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Submitted by @punk-cake-infinity - Thank you! Vega: your smile? It makes my day.
Slayer: your happiness? I live for that.
Hayden: a room? Get one.
Marauder: Hotel? Trivago.