Doom characters certainly said that!

A blog where Doom incorrect quotes get posted. Run by mod notdeezy. Submissions are welcome! Homophobes and Transphobes are not.

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Submitted by @punk-cake-infinity - Thank you! Vega: your smile? It makes my day.

Slayer: your happiness? I live for that.

Hayden: a room? Get one.

Marauder: Hotel? Trivago.

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Submitted by Anon - Thank you! Doomguy: Please respect my privacy during this time. Nothing happened I just don’t want to talk to anybody.

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Submitted by Anon - Thank you! Hayden: Slayer do you think I’ve been a dick to everybody? Doomguy: Hayden: I need you to answer me, please. Please tell me I’m a good person. Please, deep down, just tell me I’m a good person. Doomguy: [slowly turns his head to face Hayden] Doomguy: Bitch. Doomguy: You have been so fuckin rude. To everyone. All the time.

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Doomguy, playing vet: What seems to be the problem?

Inky: mrrow

Doomguy: Yes, but where?

[For @inkydoomcat]

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Doomguy:

Marauder:

Sentinel: Holy shit, these bitches gay.

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Doomguy: Who's the hottest Uber driver you ever had?

Sentinel: Uhm... I never went to Oovoo Javer

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Submitted by Anon - Thank you! Doomguy: [staring pensively out a window] Vega: He’s so handsome… I wonder what he’s thinking about… Doomguy, internally: Wed-nes-day….. Whensday?…… Wendesday?…..

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Submitted by @punk-cake-infinity - Thank you! Vega: what are you doing? Samuel, standing on the sofa: I practically live here you know. I can stand wherever I want. Vega: Samuel : Vega : Vega: where's the spider? Samuel : under the table

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Samuel: Remember, violence is never the answer.

Doomguy: Of course it isn't. Violence is a question, the answer is yes!

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Marauder: You have a little updog stuck on your helmet

Doomguy: ??? What's updog?

Marauder: HOLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY WORKED-

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Samuel, crying: Please stop saying dumbass things you're not making any sense...

Doomguy, talking to VEGA: -So his friend replies "only a spoon full" this leads to King Batch pulling out a comedically large spoon-

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Samuel: Slayer, How are you going to get out of this?

Doomguy: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve!

Samuel: Don't you mean tricks?

Doomguy, activating his Doomblade: No.

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Submitted by Anon - Thank you! Vega: I like when guys roll up their sleeves so you can see their forearms Doomguy: [looks down and realizes he only has two arms] FUCK

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Submitted by Anon - Thank you! Hayden: I want to change the world! Doomguy: For the better? Hayden: Doomguy: Hayden? Doomguy: Answer me, Hayden!

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Marauder: I once threw a boomerang and now I live in constant fear

Doomguy:

Marauder: It's coming for me

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Submitted by Anon - Thank you! Vega, checking the kitchen: Is something burning? Doomguy, leaning against the counter seductively: Just my desire for you Vega: The toaster is on fire

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Submitted by Anon - Thank you! Doomguy: You can’t make everyone like you. You’re not Vega Hayden: What? Not everyone likes Vega Doomguy: Who doesn’t? Hayden: Well- Doomguy: Names, now. Give me their names