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Todd Howard actually voices every elder scrolls character

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Todd Howard does, in fact, voice every single Elder Scrolls character, from the lowliest of tutorial dungeon goblins to even the Graybeards. He got his start all the way back in Arena. The man's talent and versatility are truly astounding.

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Todd Howard personally chopped down every last tree in the jungle that used to cover Cyrodiil and planted a temperate forest and grasslands in its place. Cry about it, Kirkbride simps.

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The Ayleids (Heartland High Elves), who ruled Cyrodiil in the Merethic and early First Era, were known for their overwhelming benevolence, and they lived in perfect harmony with the local Nedic human tribes, who liked the Ayleids so much that many of them even volunteered to help the Ayleids with various work. In return, the Ayleids offered the Nedes a chance at ruling Cyrodiil, and that is how Empress Alessia peacefully came to power. And the Ayleids were so nice that they didn't even ask for it back!

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Emperor Uriel Septim VII's assassination was staged. What you seen in the tutorial level of TES4 is actually not canon. In reality, Uriel Septim actually contacted the Mythic Dawn himself and had them fake his death. After that, he secretly retired to a hidden estate off the swampy coast of southern Black Marsh to drink flin and watch the Empire implode in real time.

Why, you ask? Because they were a bunch of ungrateful n'wahs and he was sick of their shit. Decades of work. Decades of trying to hold it together. And the ungrateful fucks just keep setting everything on fire. Simulacrum, Warp in the West, Dagoth Ur, "sYnDiCaTeS oF WiZaRdS iN tHe SuMmErSeT iSlEs LeAdInG a BoYcOtT oF iMpErIaL gOoDs", and so on.

Not to mention having to look at all those fuck-ugly Oblivion characters you keep making. Dreams? More like endless waking nightmares. Real Vaermina type shit.

So yeah. Uriel was done.

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The Falmer had it coming.

This post was made by Dwemer gang. While we may not agree with those oafish surface-dwelling Nords on a lot, we share a mutual disdain for those Auriel-worshiping types. Watching the Nords steamroll them was most amusing.

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Legendary Chimer warleader Indoril Nerevar tragically died from the wounds he sustained at the Battle of Red Mountain. His close advisors, the blessed Almsivi, miraculously attained their godhood through their wisdom, virtue, and their heroic struggle against the forces of evil.

And definitely not by exploiting profane Dwemer tools. Also, they most certainly did not murder Nerevar. Why would you even think that? What are you, a heretic? Fancy a stay in the Ministry of Truth?!