#incorrect figure skating

[kazuha-pista-badam]

[incorrect-figureskating]

evgenia in 2018: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT’S GOOD FOR ME???

eteri: THAT’S MY OPINIOOOON!!!

[hanaxel]

I$U: let me tell you a joke

Skaters: what joke

I$U: fair scoring

Skaters: we don’t get it

I$U: exactly

[kazuha-pista-badam]

i$u: wanna hear a joke?

skaters: sure!

i$u: fair scoring.

skaters: we don't get it?

i$u: exactly

[kazuha-pista-badam]

yuzuru: god starts with g and so does gays. satan starts with s and so does straights. so who's really going to hell here?

[incorrect-figureskating]

aliona: do you think your favorite animal says a lot about you?

sasha: behind my back?

[hanaxel]

Yuzuru should be arrested because he steals our hearts

[incorrect-figureskating]

Yuzuru: Kids, there are 3 ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Yuzuru way.

Evgenia: Isn’t that the wrong way?

Yuzuru: Yeah but it’s faster.