#incorrect fiper quotes

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Viper: Why are you wearing my robe?

Fon: I was admiring its silky quality.

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Fon: Did I just wake you up? I didn’t even know you were home.

Viper: No, Fon, I don’t just sleep all day.

Skull, whispering in Tsuna’s ear: [watching everything unfold from the kitchen table] Actually, Mammon was so upset at Fon that they tried meditating to calm themself, but they ended up taking a two-hour angry nap.

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[pre-everyone moving in together]

Lal: Mammon plays piano?

Fon: Beautifully. They’ve got one in their favorite living room. You’ve never been to their place?

Skull: Nope.

Verde: Mammon has a strict church and state policy with regard to their work and personal life.

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Viper: This flower had color and could bloom once. And yet death, blind to the beauty of all living things, even one as vibrant as this, has swept over it, wrenching it closer to the ground. Until it breaks.

Fon, smiling fond and indulgent: So, is that a “yes,” you want a quesadilla, or “no”?

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Fon: Everything that has ever happened has led you here. Fate.

Viper: Well, that’s a shit deal.

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[sparring]

Fon: Are we flirting right now?

Viper: I AM LITERALLY TRYING TO STAB YOU.

Fon: That doesn’t answer my question.

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Fon, lovingly: You’re so cute when you’re irritated.

Viper, not flustered, not at all: I am going to slit your throat.

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[after a long and tiring mission]

Viper, to a sleeping Fon: I think you're the kindest, sweetest, prettiest person I've ever met in my life. I've never seen anyone that's nicer to people than you are. The first time I saw you… something happened to me. I never told you but… I knew that I wanted to hold you as hard as I could. I don't deserve someone like you. But if I ever could, I swear I would love you for the rest of my life.

Fon: [muttering in his sleep] Hm?

Viper, panicking: Good night.