#incorrect gravity falls quote

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Bill Cipher: I never brag.

Ford: You once said your face was proof of a God’s existence.

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Mabel, on the phone: Hey, Dipper, remember how I said the girls and I were going to have a calm night out for once?

Dipper: Yeah?

Mabel: Well, we're in jail.

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Mabel: Do I like Pacifica? Yes. Do I have feelings for Pacifica? I mean of course. Do I see us one day getting married and I’m-.... Oh my god! I’m in love with Pacifica! Why didn’t you tell me!

Dipper: We thought you knew!

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Mabel: Dipper… I think I might have a crush on Pacifica.

Dipper: Well, congrats! You’re officially the last to know!

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Mabel: *kicks “G” off Graveyard sign*

Mabel: Let’s get this party started

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Mabel: Grunkle Stan! Can we go to a haunted house this Summerween?

Stan: What’s wrong with the one we’re living in?

Mabel: What?

Stan: Goodnight.

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Mabel: Hey, do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Ford: You’re a hazard to society.

Stan: And a coward, do twenty!

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Stan: Everyone has a bad uncle that teaches you a few things. Like how to pick pockets, how to hot wire a car, how to put tacks in your shoe when you want to throw off a lie detector test.

Ford: Which uncle was this?

Stan: I’m the uncle.