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Cat: Every time I'm around Sam, my pulse increases, my breath shortens, I get quite red and my temperature skyrockets.

Cat:

Cat: *oblivious* Obviously, I’m allergic to her.

[while planning out the webshow]

carly: if you’ve got any questions, just ask.

gibby, raising his hand: if a bear and a shark had a fight, who would win?

carly:

carly: if you’ve got any relevant questions, just ask.

Freddie, the day after Carly left for Italy: Spencer-

Spencer: Carly used to call me Spencer.

Freddie: Because that’s your fucking name.

sam: is “fuck off” an emotion? because i feel it in my soul.

airport security: no liquids allowed!

spencer: [starts gulping it down]

carly: um, spencer, you don’t have to drink it-

spencer: [determinedly gulps it down faster]

airport security: you know, people usually just leave the shampoo behind, but what do i know?

carly: what if the person who named walkie talkies named everything?

sam: pregnancy tests are maybe babies.

spencer: socks are feetie heaties.

gibby: forks are stabby grabbies.

sam: defibrillators are heartie starties.

spencer: nightmares are dreamy screamies.

gibby: stamps are lickie stickies.

freddie: please stop.

Sam: Don’t worry. I’ve got a few knives up my sleeve.

Spencer: I think you mean tricks?

Carly: She does not.

Sam, pulling several knives out of her sleeves: I do not.

Gibby, walking into the apartment: ‘Sup, heteros.

Sam, visibly upset: What the fuck did you just call me?

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