incorrect quotes from ur childhood

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i think i’m gonna take a mental health break for a bit. i used to love running this blog but now thinking of stuff to post every day is starting to stress me out and it’s not as fun anymore :/

i have some stuff queued up for the weekend but i’ll be going on break once it runs out, i’ll (hopefully) see y’all again soon

-incorrectdisneyandnick

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[while planning out the webshow]

carly: if you’ve got any questions, just ask.

gibby, raising his hand: if a bear and a shark had a fight, who would win?

carly:

carly: if you’ve got any relevant questions, just ask.

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troy: i say “no worries” a lot for a person that is full of worry.

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alex: i just wanna know why my clothes only get caught on the door handle when i’m in a bad mood.

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trina: can’t believe i’m funny AND sexy AND the literal best person in the world. like, where does it end?

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kendall: bro-

james: i just had my tongue in your mouth five minutes ago, don’t you dare call me “bro”.

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sam: is “fuck off” an emotion? because i feel it in my soul.

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alex: i accidentally showed some weakness earlier today, it was disgusting. i would not recommend.

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mitchie: are you okay?

shane, laying face down on the floor: i’m having some me time.

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tori, slyly: do you want a hug?

jade, suspiciously: no.

tori: did you even hear what i said?

jade: yes.

tori: what did i say, then?

jade: “do you want a hug”?

tori, leaning in: well, if you insist.

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gabriella: do you know the password for sharpay’s computer?

ryan: fuck you, gabriella.

gabriella: hey!

ryan: no, the password is “fuck you, gabriella”.

gabriella: oh. no numbers? that’s not very safe.

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dez: bathtubs are just reverse boats.

trish: get away from me.

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alex: studies show that i literally did not ask.

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jade: [kicks down door]

jade: i’m here to be bitter.

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gustavo: every time i have a conversation with you, i waste hours of my life. you’re just too interesting.

carlos: i can stop being interesting. watch this:

carlos: [freezes]

gustavo: hello?

carlos:

gustavo: okay, well now i have to stay here and see how long you can keep this up.

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dez: i’m ignoring you.

trish:

dez: i said, i’m ignoring you.

trish:

dez: trish, don’t ignore me ignoring you!

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alex: i’m sorry to anyone i’ve offended. if i haven’t offended you yet, please be patient since i’m getting to you shortly.