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Abbi: Dr Sarkov, we've been looking for you everywhere!

Sarkov: what a coincidence, I've been avoiding you all everywhere

Tilda: What doesn't kill you gives you a bunch of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor

Abbi: did you find tilda?

Juan: yeah, shes with jesus now

Abbi: what??? Oh my-

Juan: jesus is a person she met at the club, poor choice of words

Juan: tilda has strong opinions, on subjects that no person has an opinion on, ask her a question.

Abbi: tilda

Tilda: what?

Abbi: what's the worst multiple of three

Tilda: twelve obviously.

Tilda: idiots

Tilda: do you think your cute?

Juan: actually i think I'm so-so but I've decided to carry myself like I'm cute

Sarkov: why do you keep questioning everything i do

Abbi: because everything you do is questionable

Hannah: abbi and I are no longer dating

Abbi: hannah that's a terrible way of saying that we're married.

Juan: tilda, what have you got there

Tilda: A KNIFE

Juan: noooo

Abbi: oh my god, why does she have knife?

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