Dec 7, 2022
*Knocking on the door*
Jay, sleepily: Jon get the door...
Jon: I'm the one knocking!
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*Knocking on the door*
Jay, sleepily: Jon get the door...
Jon: I'm the one knocking!
Jon: Hey Damian Im-
Damian: I saw the news
Damian: Are you sure you're good enough for him?????
Jon: No but I love him
Jon: Idk why people think I'm not down for protest and murder. They clearly have not met my best friend and boyfriend
Jon: To be clear! My best friend and boyfriend are two separate people
Jon: I am proud to say I know exactly two people on a personal level
Flateline: The couple who kills together, stays together!
Jon: *rapidly writes that down*
Damian: I can't believe I'm the one saying this but Jon please do not kill anyone with Nakamura
Jon: *flashbacks to him thinking how hot it was when Jay killed the poltician* So about that-
Jay, after the 14th time Jon has somehow gotten hurt: Okay for real how are you this susceptible to injury when you're invincible????
Jon: Apparently a lot of people have Kryptonite and/or magic who knew?
Damian: You're a love sick fool!
Jon: And? You helped us liberate Gamorra too!
Damian: Irrelevant
Jay, joking: A bit soon to propose don't you think?
Jon:
Jay:
Jon, sliding down to one knee: Not anymore
Jay: So you have your identity back
Jon: Yep
Jay: And I don't
Jon, lost: Um... yeah?
Jay: The world thinks I'm dating Superman Jr..
Jon: ... Yes....
Jay: Not Jon Kent
Jon: Um-
Jay: Jon I have to break up with Superman for you! People online are gonna clown on me!
Jon, still lost and now confused: I’m... sorry? I think?