#incorrect kh

[incorrect-strife-quotes]

Cloud: Good night.

Squall: Mm, night.

Cloud: I love you.

Squall:

Cloud:

Cloud: Bitch, I said I love you.

Squall, looking up from his papers: Oh sorry, I love you too.

[kingdomheartsmarts]

a thought:

Young Xehanort: Well, you see, it's a gamer pad. Not many girls come in here because I get friendzoned so frequently, but that's okay.

Sora: I'd like to be in the friendzone, I like friends :)

Young Xehanort: It's not as pleasant as you might think: they don't treat you like a friend, they treat you like an item.

Sometimes, I wish could be more than just an accessory to these women, but unfortunately, as a gamer I don't get respect.

Sora: Well, I'm not a gamer, so maybe they'll respect me :)

Young Xehanort: That just makes you a beta cuck.

Young Xehanort: That's the difference between you and I, Sora, I'm an alpha gamer.

[real org. xiii losing their shit]

Young Xehanort: Anyway, where we-where we droppin boys?

source

[incorrectkhux]

Lauriam: Ventus, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.

Ventus, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than his size: Spooky.

[incorrect-squall-quotes]

Squall: you often use humour to deflect serious trauma.

Cloud: thank you.

Squall: i didn’t say that was a good thing.

Cloud: what i'm hearing is you think i'm funny.

[miss-tc-nova]

Isa, Roxas, and Food Pt 3

Isa: What would you like for dinner?

Roxas:  Death

Isa: With a side of?

Roxas: Serotonin

Lea: Well that’s just a waste

[micheleblack]

Top posts of 2020 (and their fandoms/pairings)

1). The Memory of a Goldfish - HP; Marauder’s Era - Wolfstar

2). Candle Scandal - HP; NextGen - Scorbus

3). The Howler Bet - HP; Marauder’s Era - Wolfstar

4). Kacchan Hits (on) Deku - MHA - Bakudeku

5). Sora Takes his Animals to the Zoo - KH - Soriku

6). Albus Thinks About Scorpuis’ Charms - HP; NextGen - Scorbus

7). Flashbang - MHA - Bakudeku

8). Roxas and Axel Roleplay - KH - Akuroku

9). Cream Pie - MHA - Bakudeku

10). Harder! - HP; NextGen - Scorbus

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It’s been a good year for these :D I’m glad you all liked them so much. Thanks for voting theses into my top ten!

[awtuscanywriting]

Ava: And then he said, "I wish you were never born." And that's why I don't go home for thanksgiving anymore. Anyway, can I get a double cheese burger-

[sorikaimutual]

Ventus: Mammals both produce milk and have hair. So… like… a coconut is a mammal.

Aqua: I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

Roxas: *leans over and whispers to person beside him* What are they talking about?

Naminé: *leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst.

Xion: Consider the coconut!

Ventus: This reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken shouting “Behold a man!”

Xion: I love how you say “reminds me of that time” like you were there.

Aqua: Hey, listen, if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them.

Terra: What the fuck is going on?