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Asha: Leez, there’s something I need to tell you.

Leez: What is it?

Asha: I just wanted to let you know... I always hated you. I always hated you the most.

Leez: Yeah, I know you did. Now hurry up and die, you prick.

#kubera #one last god kubera #kubera one last god #asha rahiro #leez haias #incorrect kubera quotes #source: red vs blue #very touching last words lmao

Kali: Oh please, you all love to praise and worship Brahma or Vishnu, until something bad happens and then you come to bitch and plead to the Chaos Goddess, I know everything about all of you at this point.

Kali: *about Gandharva* That one is an insecure buffoon whose lonely ass watches you all sleep.

Kali: *about Agni* Sparky here is a bleeding heart who wants to solve everyone else's problems except his own.

Kali: *about Chandra* This one judges everyone and anything because he hates himself.

Kali: *about Indra* And him? Heh, you don't even want to know what his deal is.

#kubera #kubera one last god #one last god kubera #incorrect kubera quotes #gandharva (kubera)#kali (kubera)#agni (kubera)#chandra (kubera)#indra (kubera)#source: hazbin hotel #why them? honestly I just the ones I thought would be the funniest match #I think it would be beyond hilarious if these four had to work together to defeat Kali #I mean Gandy is already supposed to Agni is kind of a given too #Chandra is possible since he told Laila to summon him again and Indra would be there for lolz I guess and to stick to the primevals

*Every character who has tried to warn her against Ananta's resurrection*: Do you understand what I am saying?

Sagara: Your mouth moves, sounds comes out, and yet... nothing.

#kubera #kubera one last god #incorrect kubera quotes #one last god kubera #one last god: kubera #sagara (kubera)#source: sabrina the teenage witch #I read and instantly thought of her #I mean it's still funny but come on lady

Kalavinka: Can you help me get a Father's Day card?

Ran: How about this one?

Kalavinka: "You've always been there for me"? Nope.

Ran: Uh, and this?

Kalavinka: "Thank you for accepting me just as I'-" Okay, try again.

Ran: Uh...

Kalavinka: "I couldn't have wished for a better d-" screw this, do they have any that just says "You are my dad?"

Ran: Well, I-

Kalavinka: How about "You banged my mother?"

Ran: No...

Kalavinka: You know what? I'll just get a blank one.

Kalavinka: *writes* You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card.

#submission #kubera #kubera one last god #incorrect kubera quotes #one last god kubera #ran sairofe #kalavinka (kubera)#I spilled my coffee when I read this #thank you for the submission #imo garuda should be thankful he's getting a card at all #source: taylor tomlinson

Vasuki: Are you sure you made the right choice?

Sagara: I don't make mistakes, Vasuki! I do crosswords with sharpies and never learned the shortcut for undo.

Vasuki: It's ctrl z.

Sagara: Don't need it. Won't use it

**Later**

Asha: ...I'm about to end this woman's whole career.

#kubera #one last god kubera #kubera one last god #incorrect kubera quotes #source: bojack horseman #vasuki (Kubera)#sagara (kubera)#for the sake of humor let's pretend she knows what either of those things are #alas she never saw the human using Vishnu hack command lmao #this becomes even funnier when you consider #this is literally what Ananta kept doing

Claude: Avenge my death.

Airi: You’re not dying, Claude.

Claude: AVENGE ME!

#kubera #one last god kubera #kubera one last god #claude yui #airi yui #incorrect kubera quotes #source: daria #honestly I can imagine he'd say it

*Before they married but after they got closer*

Gandharva: Being good is for suckers, what do you even get out of it?

Menaka: A feeling of self-fullfilment in your soul?

Gandharva: Gross, that's the grossest sentence I've ever heard okay?

#kubera #one last god kubera #kubera one last god #menaka #gandharva #incorrect kubera quotes #source: the good place #I just wanted to include them both lol #I like to think at the beginning Gandy just scoffed and mocked everything she said

Brahma: Is there any reason behind what you’re doing?

Kali: Wild card!

#kubera #one last god kubera #kubera one last god #kali (kubera)#incorrect kubera quotes #source: it's always sunny in philadelphia #the real reason Kali was sealed #was penalty for overusing wildcards #Brahma (kubera)

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