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Asha: Leez, there’s something I need to tell you.

Leez: What is it?

Asha: I just wanted to let you know... I always hated you. I always hated you the most.

Leez: Yeah, I know you did. Now hurry up and die, you prick.

#kubera #one last god kubera #kubera one last god #asha rahiro #leez haias #incorrect kubera quotes #source: red vs blue #very touching last words lmao

Indra: I guess we all learned a lesson today! It’s okay to commit a sin if it means you get away with a different sin!

Chandra: Indra, that’s a terrible lesson!

Indra: Not every lesson you learn is a good one!

#kubera one last god #one last god: kubera #kubera #chandra (kubera)#indra (kubera)#incorrect kubera quotes #source: the amazing world of gumball #this would totally be Indra after the AHR thing

Kali: Oh please, you all love to praise and worship Brahma or Vishnu, until something bad happens and then you come to bitch and plead to the Chaos Goddess, I know everything about all of you at this point.

Kali: *about Gandharva* That one is an insecure buffoon whose lonely ass watches you all sleep.

Kali: *about Agni* Sparky here is a bleeding heart who wants to solve everyone else's problems except his own.

Kali: *about Chandra* This one judges everyone and anything because he hates himself.

Kali: *about Indra* And him? Heh, you don't even want to know what his deal is.

#kubera #kubera one last god #one last god kubera #incorrect kubera quotes #gandharva (kubera)#kali (kubera)#agni (kubera)#chandra (kubera)#indra (kubera)#source: hazbin hotel #why them? honestly I just the ones I thought would be the funniest match #I think it would be beyond hilarious if these four had to work together to defeat Kali #I mean Gandy is already supposed to Agni is kind of a given too #Chandra is possible since he told Laila to summon him again and Indra would be there for lolz I guess and to stick to the primevals

Kalavinka: Can you help me get a Father's Day card?

Ran: How about this one?

Kalavinka: "You've always been there for me"? Nope.

Ran: Uh, and this?

Kalavinka: "Thank you for accepting me just as I'-" Okay, try again.

Ran: Uh...

Kalavinka: "I couldn't have wished for a better d-" screw this, do they have any that just says "You are my dad?"

Ran: Well, I-

Kalavinka: How about "You banged my mother?"

Ran: No...

Kalavinka: You know what? I'll just get a blank one.

Kalavinka: *writes* You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card.

#submission #kubera #kubera one last god #incorrect kubera quotes #one last god kubera #ran sairofe #kalavinka (kubera)#I spilled my coffee when I read this #thank you for the submission #imo garuda should be thankful he's getting a card at all #source: taylor tomlinson

*Every character who has tried to warn her against Ananta's resurrection*: Do you understand what I am saying?

Sagara: Your mouth moves, sounds comes out, and yet... nothing.

#kubera #kubera one last god #incorrect kubera quotes #one last god kubera #one last god: kubera #sagara (kubera)#source: sabrina the teenage witch #I read and instantly thought of her #I mean it's still funny but come on lady

Vasuki: Are you sure you made the right choice?

Sagara: I don't make mistakes, Vasuki! I do crosswords with sharpies and never learned the shortcut for undo.

Vasuki: It's ctrl z.

Sagara: Don't need it. Won't use it

**Later**

Asha: ...I'm about to end this woman's whole career.

#kubera #one last god kubera #kubera one last god #incorrect kubera quotes #source: bojack horseman #vasuki (Kubera)#sagara (kubera)#for the sake of humor let's pretend she knows what either of those things are #alas she never saw the human using Vishnu hack command lmao #this becomes even funnier when you consider #this is literally what Ananta kept doing

Claude: Avenge my death.

Airi: You’re not dying, Claude.

Claude: AVENGE ME!

#kubera #one last god kubera #kubera one last god #claude yui #airi yui #incorrect kubera quotes #source: daria #honestly I can imagine he'd say it

Lutz: We're in. It's too late to turn back now. One of us isn't going to come out of this alive.

Siera: Why do you all keep saying that?! Why can't we just all assume we're gonna make it out alive and go from there?

Ruche: Siera, we got enough problems without worrying about your imminent death.

#incorrect kubera quotes #kubera #kubera one last god #one last god: kubera #one last god kubera #siera sies #lutz sairofe #ruche seiran #source: bojack horseman #lol they would say it #if only to get under Siera's skin #maybe an interaction that happened in that extra story idk

*Before they married but after they got closer*

Gandharva: Being good is for suckers, what do you even get out of it?

Menaka: A feeling of self-fullfilment in your soul?

Gandharva: Gross, that's the grossest sentence I've ever heard okay?

#kubera #one last god kubera #kubera one last god #menaka #gandharva #incorrect kubera quotes #source: the good place #I just wanted to include them both lol #I like to think at the beginning Gandy just scoffed and mocked everything she said

Brahma: Is there any reason behind what you’re doing?

Kali: Wild card!

#kubera #one last god kubera #kubera one last god #kali (kubera)#incorrect kubera quotes #source: it's always sunny in philadelphia #the real reason Kali was sealed #was penalty for overusing wildcards #Brahma (kubera)

"I did meet most some of the most insufferable people. But, they also met me."

- God Kubera

#submission #incorrect kubera quotes #one last god kubera #kubera #god kubera #source: buzzfeed unsolved #funny thing is that this could be applied to anyone #except maybe Leez

Agni who is a 5th zen god, the embodiment of all fire in the universe, god of hell, someone who strikes fear into the hearts of humans and nastikas alike, just whispered: “Oh, this is going to be so efficient,” before spraying windex directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough his guts out when it blew back in his face.

Brilith, probably

#submission #kubera #incorrect kubera quotes #one last god kubera #agni (kubera)#Brilith Ruin #i miss Babo Kim

Agni: You need to get your shit together!

Gandharva: All right, but why are you helping me?

Agni: Because my life is a mess right now and I compulsively take care of other people when I don’t know how to take care of myself.

Gandharva: Oh, I was hoping it was because you believed in me.

Agni: I don't.

#kubera #agni (kubera)#gandharva #incorrect kubera quotes #source: bojack horseman #this is canon right?#one last god: kubera #kubera one last god

Ran: I made you this friendship bracelet.

Maruna: You know suras don't wear clothes or jewelry.

Ran: Well you don’t have to wear it if you don't want to.

Maruna: No, I’m gonna wear it forever back off.

#kubera #maruna #ran sairofe #one last god kubera #incorrect kubera quotes #kubera one last god #source: bob's burgers #I could see this happening #we already know Maruna is a tsundere

Shakuntala: Dad, what do you think the meaning of life is?

Gandharva: Hmm, now that's a tricky one. I'd guess it would be- CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU AND HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN!

Gandharva: ...Or having a family! It's pretty much the same.

Shakuntala: ...

#kubera #gandharva #shakuntala #incorrect kubera quotes #source: the amazing world of gumball #one last god: kubera #kubera one last god #technically this is exactly how it went