#incorrect lockwood

[lassieposting]

Lucy, trying to keep Lockwood awake on the lift in 1x08: Stay with me, okay? You've been shot. You've lost a lot of blood.

Lockwood, slipping in and out of consciousness, mumbling: Have not. I know exactly where the blood is.

Lucy:

Lockwood: A lot of it seems to be on you, for starters.

Lucy:

Lockwood, doing weak 'ta-da' hands: Case solved.

Lucy, pinching the bridge of her nose: Give me strength...

Lockwood, very earnestly: I think blood needs to be in your body for that, Luce.

Kipps, 800% Done: This is why people shoot you, Tony.

[yua-o]

george: we need to get through this locked door. lockwood, give me your credit card.

lockwood: Here.

george, pocketing it: Thanks. lucy, kick down the door.

[skull-in-a-jar]

Flo: There's a client in your living room. Nice legs.

Lockwood: *looks down at his legs*

Flo: Not you, her!

[lassieposting]

Lockwood, visibly nervous: Did it hurt when you fell out of the vending machine?

Lucy: Oh god, what fresh hell -

Lockwood: You know...'cause you're a snack?

Kipps, providing Moral Support from the hallway:

[yua-o]

lucy: is there anyone even named sheldon irl?

george: my class turtle from year 6 :)

lockwood: that’s a turtle

george:

When God sings with his creations, will a turtle not be part of the choir?

[yua-o]

george: i’d invite you guys in but my room is a mess

lucy: that’s ok. i don’t mind

george: the mess tho

lockwood: don’t be silly

george: i don’t want u in my room

[yua-o]

lockwood: i love it when you give me those bedroom eyes.

george: They aren’t bedroom eyes. You took my glasses and I can’t see shit.

[yua-o]

lucy and lockwood: are we in trouble?

george: take a guess.

lucy and lockwood: no?

george: take another guess.