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Interviewer: If you guys weren't participating in the Long Walk, what would your future plans be?

Art Baker: I’d go back to the city and be a Folk singer.

Interviewer: How about you, McVries?

McVries: I’d go back to the city and watch him be a Folk singer.

Interviewer: Stebbins?

Stebbins: I’d probably go burn the city.

Garraty: I’d probably be in urinal manufacturing...

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Art Baker: I wish there were a better way to deal with Barkovitch.

Pete McVries: There is, but we’re both too pretty for jail.

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McVries: (Talking to Garraty) Every time I see you; my heart beats faster, my palms get sweaty, I get this weird lump in the back of my throat. So either I love you, or I'm allergic to you.

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Garraty: What do we say if someone disagrees with us?

McVries: That’s homophobic.

Garraty: NO.

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Peter McVries: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

Art Baker: Guys, we lost Barkovitch.

Peter McVries: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

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Collie Parker: The only way to defeat a bully is to stand up to him!

Collie Parker: Trust me, I have bullied a lot of people.

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Pete McVries: I googled 'I hate Gary Barkovitch' and got over a thousand results.

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Someone told me that if I don’t find a way to react more positively to my surroundings, I’m going to die. So I’m going to die.

Collie Parker