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Baker: Garraty’s leg just gave out. Pearson: Who, Ray? Baker: Well it’s a little tasteless to be cheering already.

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Art Baker: I wish there were a better way to deal with Barkovitch.

Pete McVries: There is, but we’re both too pretty for jail.

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Gary Barkovitch: Breathe if you think I’m handsome.

Pete McVries:

Art Baker: Pete, you're turning blue.

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Pete McVries: You’re like an angel with no wings.

Ray Garraty: So like a person?

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Art Baker, teaching Pete McVries how to drive: Okay, you're driving, and Ray and Barkovitch walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Pete McVries: Oh, definitely Barkovitch. I could never hurt Ray.

Art Baker, massaging his temples: The brakes, Pete! You hit the brakes!

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Hank Olson: I’m having one of those things… a headache with pictures.

Abraham: What the fuck?

Art Baker: He's having an idea.

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Collie Parker: The only way to defeat a bully is to stand up to him!

Collie Parker: Trust me, I have bullied a lot of people.

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Pete McVries: I googled 'I hate Gary Barkovitch' and got over a thousand results.

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Pete McVries: We are here because there is something wrong with society!

Stebbins: See, you’re always saying there’s something wrong with society, but maybe there’s something wrong with you.

Pete McVries: If there is, then society made me that way.

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Ray Garraty: Look at how cute these pens are

Peter McVries: Ray, that’s gay

Ray Garraty: Peter we’ve dating for-

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Garraty: What do we say if someone disagrees with us?

McVries: That’s homophobic.

Garraty: NO.

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Peter McVries: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

Art Baker: Guys, we lost Barkovitch.

Peter McVries: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

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Collie Parker: Do you want to know how I really hurt my wrist?

Ray Garraty: Yes.

Collie Parker: I was hoola hooping. Abraham and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.

Ray Garraty: Oh my god.

Collie Parker: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.

Ray Garraty: Why are you telling me this?

Collie Parker: Because no one will ever believe you.

Ray Garraty: You sick son of a bitch.

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Collie Parker: What’s your biggest fear?

Art Baker: Being forgotten.

Collie Parker: Wow...that's deep.

Collie Parker: Mine’s the Kool-Aid man but I feel kinda stupid about it now.

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Ray: I noticed we have slowly started to phase the ‘B’ out of our bromance

Pete, down on one knee, ring still out: I mean yeah, I guess

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Someone told me that if I don’t find a way to react more positively to my surroundings, I’m going to die. So I’m going to die.

Collie Parker

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Gary Barkovitch: Everyone has called me ‘Barko-bitch’ all day. I think Peter McVries paid them too.

Peter McVries: Yes. Five bucks each. And it was totally worth it.

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