#incorrect ltt quotes

[beneathtreemomo]

Atsuya: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine

Atsuya: I became more evil if you’re curious

Yoru: But we're still in quarantine?

Shirou: Don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

Atsuya: I’m going to get worse on purpose

[beneathtreemomo]

Yoru: I CAN'T DO IT!

Yoru: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Endou: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Yoru:

Yoru: I appreciate it,

Yoru: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Nosaka: Yukimura-

Yoru: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Shirou: Yoru, we gotta-

Yoru: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Yoru: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Yoru, motioning to Zhao: NOT FUCKING THIS

[beneathtreemomo]

Shirou: Why are your tongues purple?

Yoru: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Atsuya: I had a red one.

Shirou: oh

Shirou:

Shirou: OH

Shirou: Why didn't you include me?!

Hyouga:

Hyouga: You drank each other's slushies?

[beneathtreemomo]

Yoru: Shirou, keep an eye on Atsuya today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Shirou: Sure, I'd love to see Atsuya get punched!

Yoru: Try again.

Shirou, sighing: I will stop Atsuya from getting punched.

[beneathtreemomo]

Haruka: Call me Miss Congeniality, honey, 'cause I'm a femme top with a gun!

[beneathtreemomo]

*A standard night in the Yukimura household, GO time*

Hyouga: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?

Natsume: ... N-No...

Natsume, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???

Hyouga, motioning around the kitchen: Three, I thought!

Shirou: I see a-

Natsume, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.

Hyouga: Oh, well I-

Natsume: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*

Natsume, amazed: Its got a bake setting!

Shirou: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!

Yoru: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?

Natsume: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!

Natsume: I am someone who owns four ovens...

Natsume, louder and way too happy: I am a man... who owns FOUR OVENS...

Natsume: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...

Haruka, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!

Natsume:

Hyouga: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!

Natsume:

Natsume, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

[beneathtreemomo]

(After Endou, Gouenji, Tsunami, Shirou, and Yoru get caught doing mischief)

Kudou: Why is it when something happens, it’s always you five?

Yoru: Believe me, Coach, I’ve been wondering that myself for three years.

[beneathtreemomo]

Yoru: I made you a Valentine's day card, I know it's not much but I hope you like it...

Shirou, already crying: It's fine.