May 3
Destroyer: Ha, that went pretty well actually!
Assassin: Indeed. It looked like he'd get steamrolled, but we managed to turn things around.
Destroyer: How about you Triage, you're so quiet?
Their Triage, who took 20+ consumables and healing items in the span of 5 minutes to share their effects with his teammates to keep them alive: Uh guys do you think it's normal that I can taste colors suddenly?
(my other marathon memes)
#meanwhile their meddrone zooming around like a cat: Weeee-#(aka how i imagine the aftermath of fights in cryo to be like in-universe)#the terror of the medic asking if there's something wrong with him#honestly I wish there was some in-game way to address it if a runner pops like 5 consumables at the same time#I imagine that would have some effects on the shells. like drinking multiple energy drinks or sth. Why not test that Nona???#poor triages really are hitting all the utility items in this game to make sure their teammate(s) have a chance in matches#triage#triage shell#triage marathon#marathon#marathon game#nuMarathon#marathon 2026#incorrect marathon#my marathon memes#my memes#meme#destroyer#destroyer shell#destroyer marathon#assassin#assassin shell#assasssin marathon#void#void marathon#locus#locus marathon#funny#humor