#incorrect maws quotes

[tyrantosaurus-wrecks]

Lex: Hank I’m afraid you’ve gone mad with power.

Hank: Of course I have! Have you tried going mad without power? It’s boring! No one listens to you.

[sleepyking]

MAWS characters as things my friends have said but it’s mostly just Lois

Lois: his spaghetti intestines came out with marinara sauce

Kara: it’s Halloween, people expect there to be car crashes

Jimmy: but they’re making a peanut butter sandwich out of SOAP!

Lois: headless horseman Barbie

Clark: everyone’s always going on and on about their daddy issues and their mommy issues, meanwhile I’M over here with MY parents—

Kara: YOU USE A BREAD KNIFE TO CUT YOUR HAIR???

Lois: but you'll have a downsized army of cannibalistic ducks! And who wouldn't want that?

Clark: I am in a constant state of duele

Jimmy: oh banononooooo

Lois: I’m too far away to kick through the door

Kara: so his PARENTS are eating him?

Lois: lemons are real, but they’re ALSO spies for the government

Flip: it makes everything rainbow and seeable

Kara: I’m Kryptonian, that’s RACIST

Lex: maybe grow a brain?

Lois: …and then I committed a federal crime-

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Ash as Lois

Chip as Kara and Flip

Sage as Jimmy

Red as Lois

Lion as Clark, Kara, and Lois

Bubble as Lois and Jimmy

Key as Lois and Kara

Charge as Kara

And Shark as Lex

[haystarlight]

I can see Clark from "My Adventures With Superman" carrying around a notebook with a list like this: