#incorrect mbav

[my-babysitters-queer]

benny: ethan could choke me and i would thank him

erica: i'd thank him too

[slimeyslimeyballsack]

Anastasia: Rory, we need to talk about-

Rory: The building was already on fire when I got there

Anastasia: What?

Rory: What?

[my-babysitters-queer]

Ethan, lying facedown in his bed: Benny kissed me.

Sarah: And???

Ethan: And I said “thank you”.

Erica: ... You said “thank you”???

Ethan, miserably: Yes.

Sarah: Well. That’s —

Rory: Very polite!

[my-babysitters-queer]

mbav + my tweets [part 2]

bonus:

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part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4

[slimeyslimeyballsack]

Ethan: I’m teaching Sarah to play chess, and in return, she’s teaching me to “trash talk.”

Ethan: The hospital called. Your test results are in: you’re a Stage 5 Dumbass.

[my-babysitters-queer]

Rory: so when jesus came out as jesus, his neighbors stoned him. would you do the same if you met jesus today?

Ethan: no of course not

Benny: idk if my neighbor told me he was the son of god, i might throw a rock at him

[my-babysitters-queer]

ethan, to benny at some point probably:

“I am not a comic book, and you are no Stan Lee.”

[slimeyslimeyballsack]

- Erica Jones