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Maui: *Sailing with Moana and villagers* Twelve ships: *Come flying out of the sky* Laestrygonians: *Stand up* Moana: Maui, what's going on? Poseidon: ODYSSEUS OF ITHACA! Maui: Later. Poseidon: Do you know who I am? *Ruthlessness happens* Moana: *Watches a man open a bag and launch his only surviving ship into the air.* Moana: Maui, what the fuck?!
Maui: We can’t keep fighting these things forever
Maui: Well we can, but I don’t want to
Moana: *Chilling on her canoe listening to Maui flying around the villagers* Moana: Maui, you never actually told me what happened between those ships and the sea god. Maui: Completely different pantheon, better to just forget it. Charybdis: *Bursts out of the Ocean* *Charybdis happens* Moana: Isn't that the same guy from ten years ago? Maui: Oh no. *Get in the Water happens* Moana: Did he just... Maui: Kill that guy? Yeah. Odysseus: *Bursts out of the Ocean using a storm as a jet pack* *Six Hundred Strike happens* Odysseus: *Stabbing and screaming at Poseidon* Moana: *Looks at Maui* Please tell me we don't have to fight that guy. Maui: Nah, I don't think-- Odysseus: Can you please shut up, I'm trying to torture a God here. Moana & Maui: Sorry.
Te Fiti was my enemy. But, it turns out, Te Fiti is also her own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So, Te Fiti is actually my friend….. But, because she’s her own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy. So, actually, Te Fiti is my enemy….. But…
Maui explaining his relationship with Te Fiti
Maui: *fucking busting through the wall like the kool-aid man* I AM THE GOD OF THIS WORLD
Tamatoa: Maui.
Maui: Tamatoa.
Moana: Moana.
Tamatoa: Okay, you just said your own name.
Moana: It was the only one left.
Maui: [laughs] You know, you've got a lot of nerve, for a wimp.
Moana: I may be a wimp, but at least I'm not a... dollop-head!
Maui: There's no such word.
Moana: It's idiomatic.
Maui: It's what? Describe "dollop-head."
Moana: In three words?
Maui: Yeah.
Moana: Maui the Demigod.
Moana: You watch your mouth before I show you the back of my hand.
Moana: *holds up hand to reveal the words 'please be nice to me.'*
