Poseidon: Do you actually think I have feelings for Odysseus? Ha! The only feeling I have for him is wanting to push him off a cliff!
Amphitrite: Awwww you love him! That's so cute!
Poseidon: *getting flustered* Shut up

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Poseidon: Do you actually think I have feelings for Odysseus? Ha! The only feeling I have for him is wanting to push him off a cliff!
Amphitrite: Awwww you love him! That's so cute!
Poseidon: *getting flustered* Shut up
@bendett-the-ink-wolf
This is Pelagia. She’s the god of sharks, shores/beaches, alligators, and lakes. She was a crazy frickin kid, absolutely insane, but she mellowed out as she got older. Her parents are Amphitrite and Poseidon. She’s omniromantic and lesbian but since all of my EPIC OCs are like cousins and stuff she is single.
Epic The Musical Headcanon:
Okay so, in Epic, Odysseus fights Poseidon to a stalemate and stabs him with his own trident a whole bunch, right? To make a point.
As we know, this is a deviation from The Odyssey, where there's no final confrontation with Poseidon at all and instead Odysseus washes up in (I think) Phaecia, tells his story to the royal court there, and they simply drop him off on Ithaca with much less incident.
Well, what if, in the universe of Epic, the latter version of events (or something like it, at least) is just… the version that Ody allows to spread?
Because like. IMAGINE the alternative for a minute. Imagine the consequences of letting it become public knowledge that Odysseus of Ithaca made Poseidon his bitch.
It doesn't matter if Odysseus is the only person in the world who could actually SUCCEED at such a thing-- and that even then, he only did so with some degree of supernatural aid-- you know someone would still be tempted to TRY. Probably more than a few someones. And regardless, certainly awe and reverence toward the god of the seas would take a bit of a hit if people knew that he can be wounded by his own trident, should a sufficiently-determined mortal manage to get it away from him.
Which would obviously piss Poseidon off MAJORLY, and pretty quickly wreck whatever uneasy truce he and Odysseus reached by the end of 600 Strike.
So yeah, it is truly in Ody's (and his family's!) best interest not to let that shit get out. And I think he'd know that. So while Penelope would almost certainly be told the truth, and Telemachus might, too, they would both be sworn to absolute secrecy and anyone else who's told the story afterwards gets the boring version. Because Ody is DONE pissing off the gods, thank you very much.
Maybe you could learn to forgive 😌🙏
(The original is by MrLovenstein).
Poseidon you are being abused, here have a blanket & a hot chocolate from your uncle jove
-Poseidon accepts the blanket and Hot Chocolate-
Poseidon: Thank you. 😐👍
BONUS PIC 😭😭😭 (my goofy ahh got beaten up 😔😔 )
Poseidon: You're an idiot
Y/N: Because I'm not letting you have ice cream?
Poseidon: Yes
Y/N: I'm not letting you have ice cream because you're sick!
Poseidon:
Poseidon: *grumbles* ...you're still an idiot
Poseidon: *delirious from fever* Y/NNNN!
Y/N: What?
Poseidon: *grumbles* Can we cuddle please?
Y/N: Of course, you grumpy grump
Y/N: *climbs into bed with him*
Poseidon: *pulls them closer and snuggles into them*
Y/N: *tries to kiss Poseidon*
Poseidon: *turns his head away* No, don't. You'll get sick.
Y/N: Oh, please. I can handle a few germs.