#incorrect mott quotes

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Matt: So, I think we got off on the wrong foot when you and Jamie first got here. But I feel like we’ve been getting along much better this last week.

Matt, fidgeting uncomfortably: So I was thinking…we could be mates?

Scott, blushing furiously: Oh. I mean, it’s a little sudden, but -

Jamie, massaging his temples: Mates is British for friends, Scott.

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Jamie: Matt…Why do you call my brother babygirl?

Matt, shrugging: I call em like I see em.

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Jamie: Heading out on your date?

Scott: Yep. Did you make the reservation, Matt?

Matt, winking: Yep. And I also took the liberty of booking us a hotel for after.

Scott, patting Jamie on the shoulder: Don’t wait up, little bro.

Scott, grinning: The British are coming tonight.

Jamie, grimacing: That is entirely too much information.

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Scott, looking out the window: Matt, there’s a stranger in the yard!

Matt, concerned: Oh my god, who is it?

Scott: You do know what the word stranger means?

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Jamie, alarmed: Scott! Let him go! What are you doing?

Scott, with Matt in a headlock: I’m helping him take a nap.

Jamie: You’re choking him!

Scott, biting: I’m concerned about his sleep schedule!

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Matt: You need a hobby.

Scott: I have a hobby.

Matt: Being sad isn’t a hobby, Scott.

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Pedro, groaning and covering his eyes: Urgh…When did the English start drinking like that?

Jamie miserably, rubbing his head: You people drink like you don’t want to live.

Matt: *chuckling happily*

Scott, slumped in shades beside him: And that’s why I like drinking with him.

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After The War:

Scott, thinking about getting back into show business: I have just been discovered!

Matt: Now hang on a minute. I claimed you in the name of England two years ago.