Sodamnbored

I’m very bored and enjoy memes. Ao3: Sodamnbored

[sodamnbored]

You know what I still find hilarious? In HoO, in BoO when Solangelo have their first back and forth and Nico chews Will out for not being stealthy enough cause of his blonde hair.

But, unless I missed a pivotal changing scene, Nico is still wearing that loud ass Hawaiian shirt from Puerto Rico.

It’s funny enough that he’s wearing it in the big fight at the end, and that he’s sneaking up on the Romans in it, that he has to intimidate the Romans and Octavian while wearing it - and awesome that it WORKS. They don’t even blink at the shirt cause he’s scary. I swear reading all those scenes focusing on the fact that Nico is in that shirt makes it so much more fun.

No wonder Will isn’t taking his shit though. No wonder he’s teasing him and not at all intimidated by this tiny skinny grumpy little boy in a loud ass Hawaiian shirt.

[stillnotsquashed]

I firmly believe that the first time Dick broke something when he came to the manor, Alfred collected a bin liner and gave it to Dick because he thought the boy would learn to be more careful if he had to clean up the mess.

And Dick just bursts into tears. He is hysterical and Alfred has to get Bruce to calm him down. And, through Dick’s sobs and apologies, Bruce is able to catch the boy begging not to be sent back.

And he realises that when Dick first came to the manor, all his things had been in bin liners and he had probably thought that Alfred was planning on sending him back for breaking things. And all Bruce can do is scoop Dick into his arms and keep promising him over and over that he isn't letting Dick be forced to leave the manor until he is packing suitcases in the trunk to go off to college.

[stillnotsquashed]

One time when Haley's circus is in Gotham, they invite Dick to do a show with them and say they will donate a portion of the box office to the charity memorialising his parents. Dick mentions this to Tim who eventually plucks up the courage to ask Dick if he can perform on the trapeze with him. Because he was obsessed with the Flying Graysons and knoes enough acrobatics to be able to pull off at least an entertaining routine. So Dick agrees and when Damian hears Dick has let Tim join his performance, he refuses to be outdone and demands a place. Of course, Dick agrees. And while Damian and Tim are strong, Dick doesn't want to risk injuring them by having them catch him after any sort of complicated move so he asks if Jason would be willing to provide a bit of muscle to the troop. Jason intitally refuses and Dick is debating whether or not it would fit the Brucie Wayne personna to show off Bruce’s trapeze experience when Stephanie overhears. And she goes and taunts Jason into agreeing to take part and Dick asks if she wants to join in too as a thanks.

And it means there's five of them, with a practised routine and matching outfits, doing final prep as the circus tent fills. And Dick is just taking a moment to breathe and shake off some last minute nerves because what if something goes wrong and he is left up on the platform watching a second family fall. And then Bruce appears and he hugs his son so tightly and tells him that he thinks Mary Grayson would definitely enjoy having a troop of robins performing in her memory.

[orpheuslament]

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

[ao3feed-gratsu]

A Resting Place For My Hands

by luna_eeloo

Natsu is a creature of pure impulse and zero boundaries. If he’s tired, he sleeps—and lately, the most convenient pillow happens to be Gray’s lap. Gray, meanwhile, insists he’s just a “human radiator” and that keeping a protective hand firmly anchored on Natsu’s hip is just a public service to keep the idiot from rolling off the couch.

To the rest of the Fairy Tail guild, they look entirely like a married couple. To Lucy, it’s a daily test of her sanity. To Mirajane, it’s a matchmaking masterpiece.

The only two people in the entire Kingdom of Fiore who don’t realize Natsu and Gray are dating… are Natsu and Gray. But habits are hard to break, and eventually, the denial is going to run out.

Words: 1894, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Fairy Tail

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Natsu Dragneel, Gray Fullbuster, Lucy Heartfilia, Levy McGarden, Mirajane Strauss, Erza Scarlet, Juvia Lockser, Cana Alberona, Elfman Strauss

Relationships: Natsu Dragneel/Gray Fullbuster

Additional Tags: Fluff, Idiots in Love, Oblivious Natsu Dragneel, Oblivious Gray Fullbuster, everyone sees it except them, The Guild knows lol, Matchmaker Mirajane Strauss, Casual Physical Affection, Lap Sitting, Non-Sexual Intimacy, Rivals to Lovers, Two Shot

Source:https://archiveofourown.org/works/85745631

[paperplateprose]

writing challenge!

open up your document and put words in it

[merrimentsmight]

U dont understand i had to write the first 70,000 words because if i didnt the sex wouldnt be as perilous or emotionally fraught. Which is the POINT.

[lazarrusrising]

I think early seasons Cas would be very annoyed by sexual attraction and later seasons Cas would indulge in it like a hot bath

[lazarrusrising]

@shallowseeker

Dean is concentrating on cleaning his guns with his little tongue poking out between his teeth while Cas is trying to talk strategy with him but he's getting increasingly stilted and tense, and then suddenly Cas is right in his face like "Stop. Doing. That. We need to focus on the mission." And Dean is like "???Gun maintenance??? Some of us don't have a fancy soul knife, dude. When's the last time you sharpened your blade, huh? Don't come for me just because you let your little weapon get rusty. Back off!" Not knowing that 'sharpening your blade' and 'weapon' are soldier angel euphemisms and he basically just called Cas worked up and small and Cas is literally shaking with barely repressed horny rage and then Dean smirks at him and is like "What? You don't know how? Need some help?" and a lightbulb pops above them and Dean is like "Dude??? Wtf?" but Cas is already whooshing away in a panic because holy shit he Should Not be losing composure like that, Dean's tongue is So Pink, there's something Wrong With Him.... What if Dean actually held his angel blade? No! Focus on the fucking mission...

[spaghettinatural]

early seasons cas uses a Big Hammer 🔨 to hit himself in the penis when it gets hard. this makes the erection go away and then he heals any damage

[lazarrusrising]

Dean: Mom's making you limp?

Cas: Make no mistake, I am always and still remain hard as a rock, I just don't have angel powers.

[kosmogrl]

[rayrayhaywire]

Using this fine month to honor my first and best gay ship

[productofaritual]

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

[writingdose]

fanfic writers who type their works directly onto ao3 instead of copy-and-pasting from elsewhere have no fear. fear fears them.

[writingphoenix]

“And then things got a little unpleasant for a few years.”

“Dude, you were literally kidnapped and locked in a basement.”

“Yeah, and that was unpleasant.”

[xiaq]

One of the best things about being a writer is thinking of something small you can add to your work that’s just. Devastating. Like you’re sitting there going. Oh. That would be diabolical. People would get really riled up about that. Exquisite. Let’s do it.

[catchymemes]

[writingdose]