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josh: suspect is dancing naked through the street

matt: copy that

josh: i'll try, but i'm not much of a dancer

josh: i've learned some real lessons today

mike: i'm guessing they're all horrible distortions on the actual lessons you should've taken away

josh: death isn't real and i'm basically god

josh, after finishing an album: I would say I outdid myself, but I'm always this good. So I simply, did myself

Matt: josh, can I ask you a question? You don’t have to answer

Josh: you once caught me sneaking out of my parents’ kitchen naked with a biscuit in my mouth. We have no secrets. Ask your damn question

Josh: Ian doesn’t have a life plan. He doesn’t have a day plan. I once found a note he wrote to himself that said “put on pants"

Josh: ...followed by a question mark

Josh: sorry it took me so long to get here. I broke down on the way

Mike: woah, is your car ok?

Josh: ...car?

Amanda, already regretting asking: why are you putting garlic in your pants??

Josh: so dracula won't try to eat my ass

Amanda: why would dracula try to eat your ass?

Josh: he won't, the garlic— are you even listening?

Josh: You gotta have confidence in yourself. You have to believe in yourself

Mike: who are you talking to?

Josh: myself

Mike: is he listening?

Josh: no

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