#incorrect napollya

[therogueheart]

Napoleon: Okay. So what do we do when someone is trying to provoke us?

Illya: Kill them.

Napoleon: No. No we do not. Try again.

Illya: Lightly stab them?

Napoleon: ...

Napoleon: So I can see we're gonna have to keep working on this one.

[therogueheart]

Illya: Napoleon can't go to Russia. He is too pretty. Russian man would make wife of him.

Napoleon, staring into Illya's soul: I wish one would.

[therogueheart]

Illya: You can't die, Cowboy. I'm in love with you.

Napoleon; bleeding, smirking: Of course you are. Everyone is.

Illya, dropping him: I just changed my mind.