#incorrect ned

[incorrect-assvengers]

Peter: Heads up if you try to make a candle with food colouring, the food colouring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food colouring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food colouring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this.

Ned: What did you make?

Peter: A MISTAKE

[borschtsoupart]

Peter: “I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends”

Ned: “It’s always one of them gotta be ugly”

Tony: “...true...and false”

Tony: “see Rhodey and I aren’t pretty”

Rhodey: “we’re gorgeous”

[mcu-incorrect]

ned: please genie, just one more wish

genie: nope, the deal was three

ned, holding his new ninja turtle action figures: p l e a s e

[borschtsoupart]

Peter: “I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends”

Ned: “It’s always one of them gotta be ugly”

Wanda: What are you talking about? You guys are best friends and you’re both pretty”

Peter, tearing up: “Awww Wanda, it was supposed to be a meme—“

Ned, losing his shit: “Did Scarlet Witch just call us pretty—?!?!”

[mcu-incorrect]

ned, trying to untangle himself from a hanger: you may be wondering how i got here.

ned: well kids, ned leeds has no fucking clue either