#incorrect pattata

[fytashazapata]

Jane: Patterson, is that a hickey?!

Patterson: What? No, I… I fell.

Rich: Yeah, I was there she fell on Tasha’s lips. An honest mistake.

[fytashazapata]

Reade: Where's Tasha, Patterson?

Patterson: We just stepped out of the shower. She'll be down in a minute

Reade: Alright li--listen, do you remember... did you just say we?

Patterson: What?

Reade: Did you just say "we just stepped out of the shower"?

Patterson: I said "she"

[fytashazapata]

Patterson: Tash... I'm cold...

Tasha: Oh no! Here, have my jacket!

...

Rich: Tasha... I'm cold..

Tasha: Want me to set you on fire?

[fytashazapata]

Patterson: *Wearing a cute outfit*

Tasha: Man I wish I could pull that off!

Patterson: Go ahead.

Tasha: What?

Patterson: What?

[fytashazapata]

Reade: Hey, are you free on Friday? Like, around 8 pm on Friday?

Tasha: Yes?

Reade: What about you?

Patterson: Yes, I am.

Reade: Great! because I’m not. You two go on without me. Enjoy your date.

Patterson: Did he just...

[fytashazapata]

Tasha: I like your pants.

Patterson: Thanks they were 50% off.

Tasha: I'd like them 100% off.

Patterson: The store can't just sell free stuff.

Tasha: No that's not what I-

Patterson: That's a terrible way to run a business, Tasha.

[fytashazapata]

Kurt: Tasha and Patterson? I don't see it.

Jane:

Kurt: Oh, God, now I see it.

Jane:

Kurt: Jane, I can't stop seeing it.

[fytashazapata]

Tasha: I can't believe you made me watch all Star Trek movies. I don't even like Star Trek!

Patterson: That's insane! You love Star Trek! You've seen all the movies!