Jun 30, 2023
Prior Ferenc: You're smiling. What happened? Brother Guy: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it? Brother Mathieu: Andreas tripped and fell down the stairs today.
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Prior Ferenc: You're smiling. What happened? Brother Guy: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it? Brother Mathieu: Andreas tripped and fell down the stairs today.
Brother Guy: Please pray for Andreas. Brother Piero: Why, what happened? Brother Guy: Nothing, he's just very stupid.
Magdalene: I have a bad feeling about this... Andreas: What do you mean? Magdalene: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble? Andreas: No? Magdalene: That actually explains so much.
Brother Guy: I prevented a murder today. Andreas: Really? How'd you do that? Brother Guy: Self control.
Brother Guy: Hey, do you have any shaving cream?
Andreas: No, I don't like the way that it tastes.
Brother Guy: Wait, you eat shaving cream?
Andreas: No, why would I eat it if I don't like the taste?!
Brother Guy: God, give me patience. Andreas: I think you mean 'give me strength'. Brother Guy: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
Bertholdt: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. Claus: Wasn't Andreas with you? Andreas: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Werner, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today. Rapscallion!Andreas, covered in ink: Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.