Some out a pocket stuff i have said:
"Ding dong the witch is gone for the day." - in regards to a superior that none of my coworkers like, said to my friend [Max] over text
"COCAINE AT THE WHITE HOUSE" - was looking at my news feed, and was baffled at how that couldve happened, also said to Nix over text
"I have a 🌟TrInKet🌟 for you :)" - also to Max
"It smells like maple syrup on the first bus rn" - it actually did and have no idea why or how, said to a friend called Nix
"I have past the point of giving a fuck." - in regards to my work at the College, considered quitting, but hey its paying for tuition, also said to Nix and Max in two sperate texts
"I don't have a car Peter." - said to a friend called Peter, bc Max was gone to CVS for a bit, and Peter told me to follow him [peter also has a cat called Menew, v v orange tabby cat]